Monday, May 04, 2009
Evidence of the existence of wackos
Yes, I hereby present to you a collection of pictures (not taken by yours truly) that confirm the fact that, जी हाँ, there are weirdo's out there. One's writing this blog, but hey, who's counting, eh? :P
None of these pictures were taken by me, but I'll admit, they've inspired me to get my oh-so-amazing point-and-shoot camera outta it's case and well, point and shoot, basically! :o)
If any of you come across the original source of these pictures, lemme know so I can put the source. The one source that I do remember is:
To give you a quick update on what, why, who, huh(?)...um, sorry, I do tend to get carried away! So yeah, to give you an idea of what I was doing online when I came across these pics...I was doing absolutely jack-shit. गधे की टट्टी as one would. But without getting into the disgusting side of things, which I very well tend to as is obvious from the first picture on this post, I'd like to take you through some of these pictures.
Some of these are classic proof-reading disasters, while some are astoundingly in you-face, that make you take a moment and say to yourself: That's insanely brilliant; why on earth could I not have thought of that?!?
It's splendid how the human mind works. Or in some cases, doesn't.
Sucked off...that's an interesting way of putting things in perspective. Hmmm...
Yeah, I mean, WTF is with that store???
Talk about being specific, eh? Question though, what would fall under the realm of 'nothing-ness'? I've always wondered.
And what do you suggest I take with me down there, a squirt bottle?
Now, these wackos I liiiiike!
And now that we've got the instructions clear and outta the way, let's enter the premises, shall we?
Innovative "No Smoking" sign, wouldn't you say? :)
For those who can understand Hindi but can't read the script, the sign says: Apne jooton ka dhyaan khud rakhein.
The translation is classic. :)
Um, we're sorry too, I guess. :P
Right-ho! I'll just head that way then!
I see 'moving with the times' is something the Church has picked up on. :)
Retrieve the objects or the crocodiles? :P
Well, hold your horses, cuz this chick's coming in!
I'm quite literally speechless!!!
Got a point there, mate!
I had no idea such signs existed!